Consider yourself given a great big fuck you if you fall under any of the following categories:
- People who own cats and don't deflea, neuter, or spay them.
- People who don't care about the environment as indicated by the Mcdonalds garbage dumped in the middle of the road.
- People who eat Mcdonalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hutt and a host of others on a regular basis, thereby supporting multinationals and facilitating cruelty to animals, the ecological destruction of the planet, and putting small business owners out of work.
- Drunk, annoying men.
- Drunk, annoying women.
- Annoying children.
- People who don't read to their children.
- You think the entire neighborhood wants to listen to your shitty, bass-heavy music.
- People who burn their wives on deserted New Zealand roads.
- People who go into schools/universities and shoot students.
- People who force their religion on others.
- Schoolyard bullies.
- People who reject their kids because they are gay.
- Rick Santorum.
- Schoolyard bullies. I already said that? It's worth saying again.
- People who advise others not to study Humanities degrees.
- People who ignore the world around them and refuse to see the reality they live in.
- People, mostly. Very few exceptions.
I'm sure I'll come up with more.